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  Roller Girl

  Copyright © 2016 by Vanessa North

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  Editor: Carole-ann Galloway

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  ISBN: 978-1-62649-417-6

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  July, 2016

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  Recently divorced Tina Durham is trying to be self-sufficient, but her personal-training career is floundering, her closest friends are swept up in new relationships, and her washing machine has just flooded her kitchen. It’s enough to make a girl cry.

  Instead, she calls a plumbing service, and Joanne “Joe Mama” Delario comes to the rescue. Joe is sweet, funny, and good at fixing things. She also sees something special in Tina and invites her to try out for the roller derby team she coaches.

  Derby offers Tina an outlet for her frustrations, a chance to excel, and the female friendships she’s never had before. And as Tina starts to thrive at derby, the tension between her and Joe cranks up. Despite their player/coach relationship, they give in to their mutual attraction. Sex in secret is hot, but Tina can’t help but want more.

  With work still on the rocks and her relationship in the closet, Tina is forced to reevaluate her life. Can she be content with a secret lover? Or with being dependent on someone else again? It’s time for Tina to tackle her fears, both on and off the track.

  To Courtney

  Every body is good at derby, and has a place.

  —Jude E Boom, Boulder County Bombers

  About Roller Girl

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Epilogue

  Dear Reader

  Acknowledgments

  Also by Vanessa North

  About the Author

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  Doesn’t every girl dream of waking up to a face full of water and Elvis standing over her, his rhinestones a-glittering and his tongue all hanging out?

  When the shock of it wears off, I turn on the light.

  Oh God, I’m not dreaming. My dog is soaking wet and standing on my bed.

  I rub a hand across my face and blink up at him.

  “Did you tip over your bowl, baby?”

  He shakes out his coat again, and it hits me that he’s really soaked. Not paw-in-the-bowl wet, but fell-in-the-lake wet. At one in the morning.

  “Down, Elvis,” I order, sitting up.

  With a whine, he jumps to the floor and starts rolling on the carpet to dry himself. My bed is drenched. Jesus. I’m going to have to wash the sheets. At one in the morning.

  “Thanks, Elvis.” I glare at him.

  He wags his tail. Damn, it’s hard to stay mad.

  “Come on.” I pull on my robe, and Elvis follows me through the house but stops before we get to the kitchen and starts whining.

  Of course I don’t take the hint. One step onto the tile floor and I’m flat on my ass—with a splash.

  Water, everywhere.

  The kitchen is flooded; water’s pouring out from—the washing machine? Oh God, I’m useless at fixing things. People? Bodies? I can work with. But things?

  Nope.

  Lisa would have known what to do. Lisa could fix anything. It hits me like a fist in the stomach—Lisa isn’t my wife anymore, and she isn’t ever going to fix anything for me again. Sitting on my ass in cold, soapy water, I actually think about calling her. Yeah, that conversation would be fun. I can hear it now.

  Oh, hi, Lis! I know it’s the middle of the night and you hate my guts for killing your husband, but can you tell me how to fix the stupid front-loading washing machine I bought you for our anniversary?

  Nope.

  No calling Lisa.

  I’m so fucked.

  I run through the list of people who are still talking to me who might know what to do and who would answer their phones in the middle of the night. Eddie—but he’d just wave his wallet at the problem, and I don’t need money; I need someone to tell me what to do. My dad? No, not unless I want him to talk to me like I’m three instead of thirty-eight.

  Ben.

  One in the morning. I cringe, but I dial anyway.

  “Tina?” His voice is sleep-slurred. I’m an asshole. “You okay, sweetheart?”

  “My washing machine flooded my kitchen. What do I do?”

  There’s a long pause.

  “Ah, shit. Um. Turn off the electricity at the breaker—in the garage. You know what it looks like?”

  “Hold on.” I go out to the garage and glance around. Elvis, unwilling to follow me across the wet floor—not that I blame him—whines. “No. What does it look like?”

  “Gray metal box, flush to the wall.”

  I spy it peeking out from behind boxes of Lisa’s stuff. “Yeah, found it.” Moving a box out of the way, I open the panel to see the rows of switches. “Okay, now what?”

  “Anything to do with water should be labeled. Actually, if the electrician who wired your house was a super-nice guy, they should all be labeled.” They are. Thank goodness for super-nice electricians. I find the one that says “Laundry” and flip the switch.

  “Okay, electricity off. What now?”

  “Unplug the machine. Get the clothes out and into buckets—like five-gallon paint buckets. If you don’t have buckets, maybe put them in the bathtub. Dry the kitchen up as best you can and call a repair person.”

  Okay, I can do that. I can handle that. “You’re a lifesaver.”

  His distinctive, bold laugh fills my ear. “Nah, that’s you. Wouldn’t be here if you hadn’t come to borrow my electric screwdriver t
hat night. Telling you where to find your breaker is the least I can do.”

  I swallow around a lump in my throat at the memory, and then it hits me. Ben’s party is tomorrow—yeah, maybe it’s weird to celebrate his sobriety with a party, but it’s damn well worth celebrating. “Your thing is tomorrow?”

  “I understand if you can’t come.” His voice is soothing, easygoing. He really does understand, and he doesn’t hold grudges.

  Like I’m not going to be there though? No way I’d miss even a normal day on the lake with my best friends, let alone one that means so much to all of us.

  “I’ll call you in the morning and let you know what the plan is with the repair person, but hell or high water, I’m planning to be there.”

  He laughs again. “I think you got the high water covered. Okay, T. Call me later. G’night.”

  I hang up the phone and go to face the mess.

  Lisa used to make all the phone calls. Doctor appointments—except the ones I didn’t tell her about—restaurant reservations, vacation plans, all of it. She took care of everything because I didn’t like to, didn’t want to, hated talking on the phone. I’ve never had to handle something like this before—not once in my life. I went from my mother’s house to my wife’s and took their organizational skills for granted.

  Dread settles into my stomach just past dawn as I reach for my phone, my hand shaking. A quick Google search pulls up dozens of plumbers. How do I know which one to choose? How did Lisa always know these things? How shitty an adult am I if I can’t even handle the basics of living alone? Lisa had called a plumber once for a leak in the bathroom—maybe she’d kept a receipt?

  At first glance, the desk in the kitchen looks almost the way she left it. There’s still a pile of mail on it, now months old, and a coffee cup, the broken handle long gone, holding mismatched pens and pencils. Even a spare pair of her sunglasses sits near the edge. She always went for the oversize aviators—I like sporty mirrored lenses better. I could call her, let her know they’re here—maybe arrange for her to come pick them up. Or we could meet for coffee and I could hand them over. There’s a little flutter in my chest at the thought of seeing her again, before it spikes into pain.

  No. She wouldn’t appreciate me calling her and dredging up all our fucking feelings only to hand over a pair of sunglasses she bought at Target for $14.99. I put them on my head instead, to hold back my hair, and I open the drawer.

  There, taped to the bottom, is a list.

  Her mom’s number. My mom’s number, crossed out and replaced with my dad’s. Elvis’s veterinarian. My gym. Her old office. And then, the gold mine:

  Utilities. Landscaper, gutter cleaning company, cable, gas, electricity, and below it electrician. Then Lake Lovelace Water and Sewer Authority, and below that, plumber, crossed out with a note pricing not competitive, and below it, two more numbers and, in Lisa’s careful, rounded handwriting 24-hour emergency line with a circle around one of the numbers.

  Marrying Lisa was one of the smarter things I’ve ever done in my life, which is kind of ironic because it was also one of the stupidest things I’ve ever done in my life.

  I dial the number.

  Twenty minutes later, I’ve got an appointment “between eight and ten” for a guy named Joe to come fix whatever caused the washing machine to flood.

  I hang up the phone and the panic sets in. A stranger in my house. In my personal space. God, I hate living alone.

  A trick of the light and someone decides my jaw is too square or my voice too deep—am I strong enough to defend myself if something goes wrong? Is Elvis a deterrent? He’s not exactly a big dog. Ben—I could call Ben. Again. No, shit, I can’t call Ben. He’s got his party today. That’s okay. I can do this myself. I’m a big girl.

  The first time I was catcalled and followed down the street, Lisa found me crying in the shower afterward. She told me all women fear male violence, but that if we really stopped to think about it, we’d never get through the day. I didn’t learn that lesson as a teenager; I’m still at the stopping-to-think-about-it stage.

  So even though it’s god-awful early in the morning and I’ve been hauling buckets of water-logged clothes around my house half the night, I pull out my makeup box and get to work.

  Putting on makeup is comforting routine to me now, like putting on armor before going out in public. Contouring, highlighting, concealing. Eye shadow—but not too much. Blush—because all that contouring and highlighting leaves me with the complexion of a mannequin. As a little girl, I played with Mom’s makeup, but unlike the other girls, I didn’t get a trip to the Clinique counter when I was thirteen to learn how to do it right. I got yelled at by my dad and disgusted looks from my brother.

  When I finally braved the MAC counter in my late twenties, a sweet fem boy with skin like porcelain and empathy for days taught me all his tricks—and YouTube taught me everything else.

  Except lipstick. I still use the same cherry-flavored lip balm Lisa wore when we were kids, and every time I put it on, I remember falling in love.

  Tina fucking Durham, badass extreme athlete, hard-ass personal trainer—and cherry-flavored lip balm addict. Ready for anything, up to and including forced social interaction with a stranger.

  Hopefully, the plumber will figure out in a hurry what caused the flood, and I can be out on the boat with the guys by noon. I send a quick text to Ben—who I am sure is awake by now—fix the coffee, feed Elvis, and take him for our morning walk.

  Elvis tugs at the end of his pink sparkly leash and whines. Usually, we’d run a mile or so at the beginning of the walk to get my heart rate up and maximize the efficiency of the workout, but usually I wouldn’t be armored up with my best contouring, just in case the plumber is a big ol’ ’phobe.

  When we get back to the house, Elvis’s tongue is lolling out and the plumber’s van is parked outside. Early. Wow. That’s . . . unexpected.

  “Sit,” I order as the van door opens, and Elvis drops his back end to the ground.

  A woman hops out of the van, and I do a double take. Petite, with short black hair that flops in her eyes, and a pierced nose. Baggy, cutoff camouflage cargoes hang low on her hips, and a white ribbed undershirt shows off swirls of colorful tattoos on her arms. Holy shit, she’s cute. She flashes me a quick smile and starts talking, fast.

  “Hey, I’m Joe Delario. Joanne, actually, but everyone calls me Joe. I’m sorry I’m early, but since it’s Saturday and you’re the only appointment I’ve got today, I figured we could knock it out, get it done, get on with our lives, right?” Her voice is raspy, like that of a lifelong smoker. Her cheeks dimple as she grins at me and extends her hand.

  “Tina Durham.” I clasp it in my own. It’s delicate but callused, and bright blue polish is chipping off her nails. “I’ve um, never met a female plumber before.” I immediately blush, because God, I should know better than to say shit like that.

  She laughs, a hoarse chuckle that lilts up in pitch at the end. “Yeah, it’s such a sausage fest in this industry, but the money’s good. Can’t let the boys get it all. Plus, my dad is a plumber, and he never wanted me to have to depend on a dude for anything, so he taught me and I kind of inherited the business. Not that he’s dead. Just retired.” She lets go of my hand and holds hers out to Elvis. He sniffs, glancing at me out of the sides of his eyes.

  “Hey, buddy, what’s your name?” When he doesn’t show any signs of aggression, she drops to a squat and starts scratching his ears. “Okay if I give him a treat? I like to make friends with the pooches on my jobs. Makes life easier.”

  “Sure. He’s Elvis.”

  “Hiya, Elvis.” She reaches into one of the cargo pockets on her cutoffs and fishes out half of a dog biscuit. “You’re a good boy, aren’t you? Yeah. You like that? Who’s a good dog?”

  My heart lurches as I watch her make kiss faces at Elvis, fishing out the other half of the biscuit and handing it over. After he crunches it to pieces, he butts her hand with his head, begging
for more scratches, which she delivers with good-natured efficiency. I’m getting a little emo—it’s not only that she’s nice to dogs, it’s that she plans ahead to be nice to dogs.

  Humming “Suspicious Minds” under her breath, she stands and opens the back of her van and starts pulling out tools. She buckles a belt around her waist, then grabs a bucket full of other tools and calls over her shoulder “So, are you a big Elvis fan? I mean, you named your dog after him. Presley, not Costello, right? I mean, it could be Costello, but you strike me as a Presley kinda girl.”

  I have no idea what a “Presley kinda girl” is, but she nailed it. And she was just humming one of my favorites. “Yeah, Presley. How could you tell?”

  “The rhinestone leash and collar. Okay, let’s do this thing.” She slams the back of the van shut, and Elvis jumps. “You told our dispatcher it was the washing machine? You have kids?”

  I follow her up the steps of my house, then unlock the door for her. “No. I’m not married. I was, but my—” I take a deep breath, then muscle through the coming out like it’s no big fucking deal. “—my ex-wife and I didn’t have any kids.”

  “Gotcha, okay.” She nods briskly. “Baby clothes can be a culprit in these cases. Well, I guess I gotta work for it this time.” She flashes another megawatt smile. “Where am I headed?”

  I point to the laundry closet off the kitchen. “It’s in there. Can I get you a cup of coffee? I can start a new pot?”

  “Nah, I had an energy drink in the van. You go on and do whatever you normally do on a Saturday morning. I got things covered over here.”

  It strikes me when she says “energy drink” that she reminds me of Ben, with all her enthusiasm and easy humor. I can totally see her trash-talking while watching a game with him, or arm-wrestling over the kitchen counter. I shake away the mental image just as it makes me grin.

  “Okay, I’m gonna work out then. I’ll be down there.” I gesture toward the hall. “Last door on the left. If you need the restroom, it’s the first door on the right.”

  “Sweet, thanks. I’ll come find you when I have you all fixed up.”